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My name is Sarah Palin you all know me - vice prezzy nominee of the GOP. Gonna need your vote in the next election. Can I get a ‘what what’ from the senior section? McCain got experience, McCain got style, but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile; cause that smile be creepy, but when I be VP, all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me. How’s it go eskimos? (Eskimo!) Tell me what you know, eskimos! (Eskimo!) How you feel eskimos? (Ice cold!) Tell me, tell me what you feel eskimos! (Super cold!) I’m Jeremiah Wright cause tonight I’m the preacha. I got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha. Todd lookin fine on his snow machine, so hot boy gonna need a go between. In Wasilla we just chill baby chilla, but when I see oil let’s drill baby drilla. My country tis of thee, from my porch I can see Russia and such! All the mavericks in the house put your hands up! All the mavericks in the house put your hands up! All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up! All the plumbers in the house pull your pants up! When I say ‘Obama’ you say ‘Ayers’. Obama! (Ayers!) Obama! (Ayers!) I built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere. (Ohhhhhhh!) McCain, Palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin of the media elite. (She likes red meat!) Shoot a mother-humpin moose - eight days of the week! Now ya dead, now ya dead, cause I’m an animal, and I’m bigger than you! Holdin a shotgun, walk in the pub. Everybody party - we’re goin on a hunt! La la la la la la la la!
Yo I’m Palin, and I’m out!
